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Actual Resume
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Software Engineer with 12+ years of experience specializing in DevOps and Perforce. Possess deep expertise with CI/CD pipelines, YAML, Docker, Perforce, Argo CD and other infrastructure technologies managing global server deployments.
Clients include Stanford University, Lockheed Martin, Nike, Harvard University, National Institute of Health (NIH), American Medical Association (AMA), St. Jude Children’s Hospital, United Nations, MIT, Dartmouth, Google and Northrop Grumman. 

Where The Income Comes From

Travis CI  (2019-Current)

  1. Coding - Ruby
  2. Advocacy - Giving Talks
  3. Fixer - Hotpatches

FC Flamingo (2015-2017)

  1. Ruby on Rails
  2. Complicated custom frontends
  3. Complicated custom backends

Path (2012-2015)

  1. First company to create the “filter”
  2. Have a US Patent from something I created here
  3. Still have my Herman Miller chair I got for severance

Best Pizza In San Francisco (March, 2024)

  1. Beretta
  2. Delarosa
  3. A16
  4. Damnfine

Favorite Pizza: Funghi Misti @ Beretta

Speaking Engagements

  1. IBM Z Day 2021
  2. IBM TechXchanage 2024 
  3. Droidcon 2022
  4. Droidcon 2023
  5. LeadDev 2022
  6. Arm DevSummit 2021
  7. Arm “Meet the Developers” 2022
  8. Travis CI Office Hours (Weekly)

The Entourage In San Francisco

  1. Jaek Augunas (Best Architect In San Francisco)
  2. Rachael Gilardetti (DDS)
  3. Mike Ryan (Best Wall Street Trader Ever)
  4. Patrick Steadman (Best Software Engineer I Know)
  5. Bernardo Urquieta (Tulane’s Finest)
  6. Jeff Ward (FREAKBAiT) 
  7. Travis Allen (The Best Looking)

Best Cocktails In San Francisco (March, 2024)

  1. Laszlo 
  2. Dalva
  3. Persona
  4. Shotwells

Favorite Cocktail: Spa Water @ Laszlo